Funky URL

Enter URL to be obfuscated:




? What is Funky URL? The FAQs:

What is this?
A program to convert URLs into something really funky!
 
Is it yet another Proxy Server?
No. It just funkifies web addresses. Proxies are something different.
 
Huh?
So, like, it takes the hostname and converts it into a 32 bit integer, and the rest of the url into those funky hex thingies.
 
What is a 32 bit integer?
I'm not really sure.
 
Why don't you know?
Math is hard!
 
What is a funky hex thing?
Well, you see, it's kinda like, um... well... er... Maybe you better see the answer to the 32 bit integer question.
 
You wrote this and you don't even know how it works?
I'm more of a 'big picture' person. Anyways, the idea for funky hex stuff can be blamed on someone else.
 
Will this work on my system?
If you're using Windows or Unix, probably yes.
If you're on Mac or using Lynx, probably not.
 
Why won't it work on a Mac?
Dunno. Ask Steve Jobs.
 
Is this some type of security exploit?
Well, Microsoft Internet Explorer had some trouble with something similiar.
 
What's the forumla to get the 32 bit int?
Get an IP, then calculate ( (first octet * 2^24) + (second octet * 2^16) + (third octet * 2^8) + (fourth octet) )
 
Huh?
Math is hard!
 
Who's responsible for this?
Outcasts from the Vast Ring Wing Conspiracy got together with outcasts from the Vast Left Wing Conspiracy and through a series of comical mishaps this funky tool was created.
 
Why did you make this?
I was bored, and wanted to try writing a PERL program.
 
Can I get the source?
Reverse engineering is both fun and profitable. We suggest you take a look at this lucrative market.
 
I got an error message!
Bummer. These things happen.
 
Is this site part of some vast global conspiracy?
Yes.
 
I have a question that wasn't answered here...
Too bad.
 
Now what do I do?
Go back to the FunkyFilters.com home page.